Richard: Well its gone…
Me: Whats gone?
Richard: our marriage…
Me: WHAT?!?
Richard: I lost it by the baby’s dresser…
ME: ok I am confused…did you lose your ring?
Richard: YES – what else could I mean, ugh!...I pulled out the dresser and looked everywhere.
Me: I am going to find it in less than 30 seconds…
Richard: NO WAY – its gone.
Me: (12 seconds later) found it – sitting on the top in the most obvious place possible.
Another dramatic example of how my husband cannot find ANYTHING!
